I DID IT

_{50,016 words
Hours spent: TOO MANY TO COUNT
Words written at school: 517
Words written as a text message draft on my phone: 504
Times stayed up to write: 17
Times fallen asleep in class: at least 7
Homework assignments procrastinated: many}
I'M A NANO WIENER!

I finished 50,000 words in 29 days. And my story is far from over.
Plusplusplus. I got 30 CAS hours for IB from this.

Small excerpts from mah story:

Getting up and moving to someplace else overnight is strangely easy when all you've got is your car and some supplies you flung in the back. Which reminds me, how the hell am I going to store all my clothes in this thing? Damn.

Do you know how long it takes to get to a bordering state when you're distracted? Way too long. I think at one point, I literally just pulled my car over to the side and stopped to sit in a flower meadow. For three hours. I sat there. I frolicked. I contemplated the meaning of life.

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If I put on the lacy nightgown I felt like wearing tonight, I was most likely going to get raped. Heck naw. I put on my least romantic pair of baggy old sweatpants and a Pikachu t-shirt I got from Hot Topic. What now, son! I had nothing to worry about now.

Unless cartoon characters turned him on. Then I was screwed.

Quite literally.

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"Blair." That musical voice had suddenly turned to one not so musical. "Blair, open the door." Jayden began pounding on the door with more force, turning the knob forcefully, to no avail. "Blair!" I made no movement to open the door but sat lifelessly on the cold bathroom tile. A resigned sigh came from the other side of the door as he warily turned the knob once and it opened. I could not even muster enough energy to wonder how exactly he did that. Confused, Jayden looked every which way for me before his gaze came down to the broken figure on the floor. "Blair... What's up?" He crouched down to my level and pushed wet strands of hair away from my face. I shook my head vigorously. "Come on..." I shook my head even more. He sighed. "Blair Evans, you must think I'm really thick to believe that you've just been sitting here on the floor this whole time surrounded by bits of mirror glass."

It has lots of allusions to Lady Gaga (and G-Dragon), as well as references to "Womanizer" and "Single Ladies".

Ninja Assassin! Thanks for letting all deviants use pretty skins!
I love you, Rain (and Joon) ♥

I feel so fantastic, elastic~